Hiddleshasthephonebox

freaks-assemble:

living-like-loki:

lokilust:

the-great-dapperston:

-Tom, do you always sit like THAT at an interview?

-Ehehe I don’t know, I-

I’m hyperventilating.

Tom Hiddleston—Crotch Appreciation Post

Why do you think he sits like that all the time? I mean…It’s not even about comfort anymore. He is literally UNABLE to put those legs together. Because of the majestic monster living between them, keeping them apart just by causally resting there. It’s easier when he’s standing when it can just…let itself hang and swing in the breeze or something…But when he sits, trousers and all the muscles causing all the pressure on the poor thing, it HAS TO fight back. And sometimes I think it simply wants to be noticed, to be understood… Why does Tom have to have all the attention? No, it just wants to be an equal. Just like Loki does. Is it so hard to understand?

Holy crap, you talented bastard. Did you really just make me feel sorry for Tom Hiddleston’s penis? You did, didn’t you? I can tell there’s feels coming.

(Source: iseepyrite, via trauma-llama)

11 months ago

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    Interviews, on set, in an audience, in photo shoots and just bloody every goddamn where

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